Hello I'm Colton, I run the Osteology museum, a'course theres always more to someone than meets the eye. Get to know me and you just may see.(( RP blog for my OC, BBC Sherlock universe, will RP with anyone, Will be NSFW, maybe. ))
I need to take a short break, take a cold shower because my body decided that being ill and overheating was the way to go this week.
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Valid point. Long distance relationships are completely pointless and a waste of time really. Would the moose man ever move back to Canada?
While I’ve got a lot of friends, and dogs, there, I wouldn’t I don’t think…life’s simpler here. Of course theres also….do you know how much of a hassle it would be to move all my bones over seas?
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“Burn to death on the sun or freeze to death on Neptune? Take your time.”
“Freeze to death on Neptune, naturally. Burning on the sun would be a basic holocaust, and I’m not a fan of those, nor am I overly fond of heat. Being Canadian, it’s a thought that we all love the cold, which I actually do enjoy it, so freezing is naturally the way to go. Besides I’d rather die on a planet than on a big star, anyways.”
“Yeah, plus you’d get hypothermia and fall asleep and all so.. nice way to go I guess. However I would like to quarrel with you on one point, to die on a star would so much cooler than a planet. Everyone dies on a planet.”
“Technically it would be ‘cooler’ to die on Neptune since you know, it’s cold and all that. Aaaaand, most everyone dies on the solid planet of earth, not many at all die on Neptune. Also, the fact of falling asleep has nothing to do with my choice there, the death on Neptune would be slower anyways, if we ignore the fact of no air, the moment you hit the sun, poof, just a little bit of burn and it’s over.”
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Yeah I’d noticed the whole flighty thing. To be honest I thought maybe it was because of something the non-canadian, non-moose man had done. You go meet other moose men? In a secret part of the forest? That sounds incredibly suspicious.
Nah, trust me, nothing the non-canadian, non-moose man did. More of what the Canadian moose man did himself.
My suspicious meetings with my fellow moose men are better than digging up dead bodies. My fellow moose men are fairly nice, and we don’t do anything illegal. Except my ex moose man lover who is a total arse. But he rarely goes to moose man meetings.
Well I’m glad the non-canadian, non-moose man did nothing wrong. He thought he might have.
I’m also glad that the Canadian moose man has fellow moose men to talk to. And he’s better off without the ex moose man lover. He’ll find another moose man who’ll be a hundred times better.
Other moose men still live all in Canada, this moose man would rather not be caught in a long distance to where I would only see my moose man every summer and winter when I visit my dogs.
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“Burn to death on the sun or freeze to death on Neptune? Take your time.”
“Freeze to death on Neptune, naturally. Burning on the sun would be a basic holocaust, and I’m not a fan of those, nor am I overly fond of heat. Being Canadian, it’s a thought that we all love the cold, which I actually do enjoy it, so freezing is naturally the way to go. Besides I’d rather die on a planet than on a big star, anyways.”
Yeah I’d noticed the whole flighty thing. To be honest I thought maybe it was because of something the non-canadian, non-moose man had done. You go meet other moose men? In a secret part of the forest? That sounds incredibly suspicious.
Nah, trust me, nothing the non-canadian, non-moose man did. More of what the Canadian moose man did himself.
My suspicious meetings with my fellow moose men are better than digging up dead bodies. My fellow moose men are fairly nice, and we don’t do anything illegal. Except my ex moose man lover who is a total arse. But he rarely goes to moose man meetings.
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…Is it weird that I found that strangely adorable?
So let me get this straight.. You’re a moose person who spends the whole year waiting for an ice-sculpting competition and you want to drag me into the Canadian wilderness. Kinky. Sorry sorry. That’s an… Interesting way of putting things though..
That sounds about right. But we moose people from Newfoundland are pretty much the most hardcore moose people. The wolves fear us.
And don’t be sorry, we moose-men can be really kinky about our taking of non Canadians into our wilderness. Me being an osteologist makes it all the better though, it just means I’m used to dealing with big bones.
Even the wolves fear you? Well now that’s impressive. Least I know I won’t get eaten by a wolf with you around.
I’d imagine so. I’ve always fantasized about being dragged into the Canadian wilderness by a moose-man osteologist. You’re used to dealing with big bones? You’ll have to show me sometime.
Not even a pack of wolves would dare bother a moose-man of Newfoundland.
Maybe one day, maybe one day. But moose-men are also very flighty and have this weird tendency to disappear for months. It’s a down side to being a moose-man, we have to go meet with the other moose-men in a secret part of the forest.
…Is it weird that I found that strangely adorable?
So let me get this straight.. You’re a moose person who spends the whole year waiting for an ice-sculpting competition and you want to drag me into the Canadian wilderness. Kinky. Sorry sorry. That’s an… Interesting way of putting things though..
That sounds about right. But we moose people from Newfoundland are pretty much the most hardcore moose people. The wolves fear us.
And don’t be sorry, we moose-men can be really kinky about our taking of non Canadians into our wilderness. Me being an osteologist makes it all the better though, it just means I’m used to dealing with big bones.
